There’s something about girls – they’ll fire you as friends. I got fired last night by a friend, jokingly, I think. She announced it when I called her. I said, “Oh really? Whatever Missy, I’m at the bar and where you at?" I’m at the place she told me she'd be at with a group of friends, I even brought a friend myself, but since I didn’t call her back between when she left a message for me earlier in the day and THEN when I was THERE, I was fired.
Well guess what girlie, I’m here, on time and you’re coming through the bar door so who gives a fuck. Geez, you little hottie, fun friend of mine Jaime.
There’s a trend here. I was given an ultimatum by another friend who moved to Colorado and I’ve been planning to visit for oh, a couple years now, and haven’t gotten it together. She too said, “Uh, I don’t think we can be friends anymore if you don’t manage to get your ass out here this winter.” I’m like, “Oh, got it, ok, I’ll make it happen.” Girls know how to do it. I’ll be in Colorado for New Year’s with Jacque. And I can’t wait.
Well guess what girlie, I’m here, on time and you’re coming through the bar door so who gives a fuck. Geez, you little hottie, fun friend of mine Jaime.
There’s a trend here. I was given an ultimatum by another friend who moved to Colorado and I’ve been planning to visit for oh, a couple years now, and haven’t gotten it together. She too said, “Uh, I don’t think we can be friends anymore if you don’t manage to get your ass out here this winter.” I’m like, “Oh, got it, ok, I’ll make it happen.” Girls know how to do it. I’ll be in Colorado for New Year’s with Jacque. And I can’t wait.